<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2918619870408242775</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:46:42 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>JargonTalk (Beta 2.0)</title><description>~ A bit of &lt;i&gt;joie de vivre&lt;/i&gt;, a comprehensive joy of life, with an occasional edge.</description><link>http://jargontalk.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (JargonTalk)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>15</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2918619870408242775.post-7411454504193093275</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-28T22:22:46.378-04:00</atom:updated><title>http://extrovertic.blogspot.com/2009/09/sometimes-way-to-peoples-hearts-is.html</title><atom:summary type='text'>http://extrovertic.blogspot.com/2009/09/sometimes-way-to-peoples-hearts-is.html</atom:summary><link>http://jargontalk.blogspot.com/2009/10/httpextroverticblogspotcom200909sometim.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (JargonTalk)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2918619870408242775.post-8613644113572837365</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-19T21:20:12.837-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>words</category><title>Punk Granny Speaks!</title><atom:summary type='text'>  A very prim and proper British grandmother introduces a BBC show dealing with punk rock by previewing the off-color words that might appear in the program.     “Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,” the sweet-looking granny begins, “I thought that you might like to know… in the spirit of punk rock, the following show includes, what we often refer to as language. 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Then I heard the words flow forth...     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Was watching the news today and this evening, appalled by what I was seeing again, by history again repeating itself.  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America's most famous groundhog emerged from his burrow his shadow shortly before 7:30 AM, saw his shadow, and that means that winter will last another six weeks. 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But there are so many different gift lists and guides out there already that some may already have a good idea what to get. Instead, this year the focus here is going to be on a special group of individual: the geeks...  Top Holiday Gifts for Geeks The Monty Python </atom:summary><link>http://jargontalk.blogspot.com/2007/11/season.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (RTFM)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2918619870408242775.post-2623766225974034177</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 20:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-11T16:05:24.458-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Lexidiem</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>USMC</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>JargonTalk</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>news</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Marines</category><title>The Few. The Proud.</title><atom:summary type='text'>November 10th, 2007 marks the 232nd birthday of the US Marine Corps. 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Assuming you live to age 90, your risk of getting breast cancer over your lifetime is about 14%. 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A University of Florida student was tasered and arrested during a forum for John Kerry on Monday afternoon, September 17th.  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The television was on as white noise in the background. 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How many have any of us said it? But do they really?Monday mornings are beginning to take a slightly different meaning for me, a time to try and see if it can't be as the time to set the pace for the entire week. Sometimes it takes a conscious effort to get up and out of bed on a Monday morning for some reason, probably because the </atom:summary><link>http://jargontalk.blogspot.com/2007/07/monday-mornings.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (RTFM)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item></channel></rss>